zeldathemes

best-of-memes:

90’s nostalgia 

every romantic teen movie

maurypovichofficial:

*girl plays acoustic guitar and sings*

guy: wow…you’re..you’re amazing you can really sing

girl: :) thanks. i haven’t sang since my mom died

So my professor was asking questions.

Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
Like 3 people: *raises hand*
Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
Me: *raises hand*
Professor: *points me out* why?
Me: It's illegal.
Professor: touche.

edwardspoonhands:

oroxine:

poyzn:

There is someone out there for everybody.

It just might be a goose.

Oh God, I hope not…

trisarahbottoms:

*puts on eyeliner over yesterday’s eyeliner smudges* smoky eye

sentaco:

dil howlter’s first broken heart

sentaco:

dil howlter’s first broken heart

[x]

alexheree:

john green this is all ur fault stop blaming the stars

roughrimjob:

*GETS FURIOUSLY JEALOUS OVER LITTLE THINGS THAT DONT MATTER*

castielcito:

lonecorn:

pajama-pangolin:

isthiswittyenoughforyou:

sharkchunks:

awildofnothing:

apiphile:

jaggedfragments:

Nothing could make me more curious about your taxidermy than this.

I need this as a t-shirt as “zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children” sums me up.

Finally I know what I want inscribed on my tombstone when I die.

I remember the news article, this is the lion that was removed:


THAT IS FUCKING TERRIFYING

OH MY GOD THAT IS HORRIFIC

WHAT

castielcito:

lonecorn:

pajama-pangolin:

isthiswittyenoughforyou:

sharkchunks:

awildofnothing:

apiphile:

jaggedfragments:

Nothing could make me more curious about your taxidermy than this.

I need this as a t-shirt as “zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children” sums me up.

Finally I know what I want inscribed on my tombstone when I die.

I remember the news article, this is the lion that was removed:

THAT IS FUCKING TERRIFYING

OH MY GOD THAT IS HORRIFIC

WHAT

gracehelbig:

itsdannanotbanana:

It took us less than 20 minutes to get #GracesGuide to trend at #4 WORLDWIDE!

Grace, if you are reading this, I want you to know that we are all so proud of you. It started as an idea or a dream and you made it happen! Congratulations!!!

If you peeps haven’t purchased the book, get it at gracesguidebook.com or check your local bookstores! You can also get the audiobook at audible.com!

GO TEAM!

thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

This is your Sunday evening reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you.

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

gnarradical:

alphaflyer:

Stunning.

Oh god I love this

i love the hulk one because it’s like he’s de-hulking but simultaneously becoming live action